Ahem:

The first time I had cable television was some time in the late 80′s, when cable first came to my neighborhood. Like everyone else, we got it. My mother decided it was a waste of time soon after. But we kept it until 1993. So, I remember watching the first season of the Real World, and then the cable went away. By that time I was a teenager and spent as little time in my house as possible anyway, so it didn’t really matter.

When I went to college there was cable in all the dorms, I think we even got HBO. Since I only lived on campus for one year, it didn’t make much of an impression at the time. The only thing I remember watching was South Park. It stared around the same time as my Freshman year, so it was something new and exciting that everyone would get together to watch.

After I loved off campus is when I started watching more than a few minutes a day of cable. CNN was on in the morning when I was getting ready for work or class, and again when I got home in the evening. That first year in an apartment I had a new boyfriend and no money, so we spent a lot of time watching TV. Very hot dates, let me tell you.

When I graduated from college I was still broke, and now had extra time on my hands, so I got lots of fancy cable channels thinking it would keep me from going out and spending money. Fail. I still went out, came home to watch Iron Chef at 2 am and was still broke.

When I left DC to come back to Philly I lived with my mother for a few months. She is still happily cable-free. I felt like I was losing my mind. No Good Eats? No Mad Men? No True Blood? No Mythbusters? No Leverage? No Rachel-freaking-Maddow? Lame. So, I ahem – depended on the internet for a while, quietly seething. 4 months with 6 channels was shocking to me. Even though I don’t watch a ton of television, it had been over a decade since I couldn’t watch news whenever I wanted to.

Now I’m finally in an apartment that doesn’t smell, leak or give me a rash. I have a 2 year lease, and a very nice man is coming this afternoon to install my DirecTV. So, if you need me over the next week I’ll be watching MSNBC.

* not really.

No. I’m sorry. Giving her tattoos and cornrows does not do it. Nor does her “I’m really trying to look scary and crazy” bug eyes act on the show. It just makes me laugh. Every single time. Anyway, there’s a video after the jump that I think proves my point. Just because she’s black doesn’t mean she can play a street criminal.

That said, the show is pretty good. If you haven’t been watching – well, don’t bother, it’s half over. But good stuff.

Oooh, I’ so scared…

Kinda Gross

Much better

After an hour the boyfriend and I decided that we needed to introduce beer into the sorting plan. It was getting painful to decide what to give away, so we thought a little buzz would help out. And it did. We spent 2 hours total with books and beer and have 8 boxes to give away, and I’m in a great mood.

Vampire Bill’s Cooking Show from Funny or Die:

The impression (voice-wise) is pretty bad except when he says Sookie, but the video is still really funny.

Truth. Sorry assholes.

As a commenter says:
I agree to a certain extent that people appear surprised that this Princeton and Harvard-educated former executive knows how to conduct herself.

Via Michelle Obama Watch