Sassy Black Friend

Now that’s romance!

Allow me to interrupt the sweet wedding talk with a slice of real romance, courtesy of the Philadelphia City Paper’s “I Love You, I Hate You” from last week:

“WTF?! You tell me you’re all hot for me and wanna ride me all night and then I see you taking care of not one, but TWO f**king kids the following week?! And they dont even look like they are from the same dad. Real classy, you dark-haired hussie. Congrats, you putz. You just lost out on the best piece o’ man you would evah have. Call me, tho, maybe we can hang out next week…you dusty slut.”

So sweet. Almost makes me cry. Actually it made me fall off my stool at the bar when I read it. Everybody loves a dark haired hussie.