Sassy Black Friend

So he says

“He” being the boyfriend, of course. What he said? Something about fitness equipment being romantic. I didn’t hear anything after that because of all the kicking and screaming. Good times.

For some reason, the more time we spend together, the less mature we act around each other. I’m concerned that if we stay together for a few more years we’ll be on the floor in diapers crying for bottles.

Now THAT is romance.