Sassy Black Friend

Black He-Man in the house

While the boyfriend and I were in New York with his family, his dad mentioned that Dan had put on some weight. I see him every day so I hadn’t noticed, but he has. Not a lot, we’re both kinda skinny by nature. But he kind of freaked out about it. Something about being shirtless during our vacation, I dunno. He’s spending an hour every day in the basement “working out” now. I use scare quotes because his idea of working out is lifting weights for 10 minutes then talking about how pumped he’s going to be for the rest of the workout time. Just like his idea of a weight loss diet is having a lot of unhealthy snacks throughout the day instead of meals. For a smart guy, he’s a dumb ass. But he’s my dumb ass and I love him.