Sassy Black Friend

Ok, fine

J took my post about cheery holiday music as a personal challenge, of course. And she’s been sending me songs and videos ever since. For such a heartless creature, she loves that schlock. I was able to resist right up until this point:

I am only human. Adorable. Now leave me alone! I’ve got important work to do finding the best acne treatment and putting together a gift basket.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – The Jackson 5

(kiss sound) Wow! Mommy’s kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa (tickle,tickle,Santa Claus) Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

He saw Mommy kissing(kissing,kissing) Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
And I’m gonna tell my Dad
(bell sound)
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa (tickle,tickle Santa Claus) Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

I did! I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe me! You just gotta believe me!
Come on, fellas, believe me! You just gotta believe me!(I told you ,I told you)