Sassy Black Friend

Advice from me to you

Using sass for good rather than evil, here’s a quick helpful hint for “allegedly” racist cops in Cambridge, Massachusetts:

Before you give the business to a black man outside a fancy house, consider 2 things.

1. There’s black people in the White House now. We are not putting up with that shit.

2. Any man suspected of breaking into his own house when he’s actually trying to unlock a stuck door is not putting up with that shit.

3. There are a lot of rich black people in Cambridge, many of them affiliated with Harvard. They are for real not putting up with that shit.

XOXO,

Jen

P.S. You haven’t seen uppity until you’ve seen Harvard black uppity.