Sassy Black Friend

More entertaining than snoring, certainly

Apparently the transition of living together and being in this house is having an interesting effect on the boyfriend.  He’s been talking in his sleep – pretty much every night this week. And I think it’s hilarious. He says the most random things that I’ve taken to writing them down to see what they mean to him awake, if anything.

I hear him because for some reason my bladder has shrunken to the size of a walnut, and I’m getting up to pee at least twice every night. Annoying.

Anyway, here are some of the phrases he’s busted out with, none of which he admits knowing any meaning of:

• cheese creep market
• diving over school
• lincoln purple-pink
• silly dots all in line
• rake ponytail
• girls long long

Any shrinks out there with theories are welcome.

Next time – darkness falls and Lortone rock tumblers