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Don’t get me started

You know how there are just certain things you can’t help ranting about? Like someone will bring up a topic and even though you’ve said it a hundred times, the words just come flying out of your mouth? No? Well, I do. And it’s almost always related to jury duty. I can’t help myself when I hear someone talking about getting out of jury duty just because. rives me nuts.

Partially because I was a criminal justice major in college, and because I’ve served a number of times and I know how important it is to get smart people sitting on juries. For reals. Besides, if my 22-year-old self could sit through a 5 month trial, your butt can stand a few days.

All that being said, this was really fucking funny.

From Fail Blog, it reads:

Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys wellbeing at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f–k alone.