Sassy Black Friend

5 Quick Things

Here are five things that happened to me today.

1. Some guy at Trader Joe’s told me he was “just chillaxing.” I would like credit for not punching him in the nose.

2. I got a little drunk without noticing at a client lunch at Commonwealth. Oops.  I don’t think they noticed.

3. The boyfriend lost his keys this morning, and called me 4 times to ask where I thought they might be. Please, I can barely keep track of my own shoes.

4. I noted that now that we live together the boyfriend calls me instead of just texting or IMing me. I wonder how long it will last.

5. I hear the phrase strong appetite suppressant three times randomly on the bus and the aforementioned Trader Joe’s.