Sassy Black Friend

Too late friends, too late

Yesterday morning the boyfriend and I were awoken at 7:30 am by a very nice FedEx guy with a giant box. Like, we could both climb inside and hang out comfortably giant. Big. An addressed to both of us.

We couldn’t actually fit the thing through the front door, so we opened it on the porch. I was hoping there was a lot of beer inside, he guessed it was a chair. We were both wrong. What ha to be one of the world’s largest shipping boxes actually contained an insane amount of packing materials, newspaper, some pillows, and finally, at the bottom, a small vase.

Ha ha ha, right? Well, yes. Turns out it was a housewarming gift from J and her boy (shipped by him). Will try to post a photo later, because I really can’t explain how ridiculously wonderful it was.