Sassy Black Friend

Quick post: favorite search terms

Hey I just figured out how to see what search terms people type in that land them on this blog. Nothing useful, obviously, but some are funny/horrible. Here are my top 5 favorites.

“make a black friend”

Isn’t that sweet? Like there’s a guide? Tips? Who knows… Sorry, won’t give out the secret here.

“i hate sassy black women”

Me too. Those bitches. Oh wait, that’s me. Never mind. Love ‘em.

“sassy jones”

I hear it’s good barbecue sauce, but I don’t really know anything else. Except great name.

“whatever” “enough” “thing” “happy”

I know these make more than 5 but they’re just single words, lay off me. Who searches for “thing” ? What thing are you looking for? Weird.