Sassy Black Friend

It’s hard out there for a racist now

Listen, I can’t say I understand what it’s like to be white, and feel like Obama’s election is a threat to the power of my people. But, I can see how they feel that way. And it is no surprise that following election day, there are reports of what Huffington Post refers to as “the stubborn racism that remains in America.”

Grant Griffin, a 46-year-old white Georgia native, expressed similar sentiments: “I believe our nation is ruined and has been for several decades and the election of Obama is merely the culmination of the change.

“If you had real change it would involve all the members of (Obama’s) church being deported,” he said.

Yeah. So, here’s a message to all of you out there who feel similarly. Shut the fuck up and deal. You had 200+ years. I’m sorry you weren’t born when slavery was around, and that you’re afraid of all the uppity negroes running around acting like this country belongs to us as much as it does to you. Guess what? It does. And there is nothing you can do about it. Anger, comments, violence? Sorry. The old tricks aren’t going to work. Either figure out how to not be racist anymore, or prepare to spend the rest of your life miserable.

Diddy, wanna help me out here? Thanks.